INT. SCHOOL LIBRARY - RETURNS DESK - LUNCHTIME
Ada, eleven, sits very upright behind the returns desk wearing a laminated badge that says STUDENT LIBRARIAN. Milo slides a battered book onto the desk and turns to go.
Ada
Stop right there. Books are returned to a librarian, not to a desk.
Milo
The desk is right next to you. It is basically your arm.
Ada
This book went out when we were seven. We are ten.
Milo
I am a careful reader.
Ada
Three years is not careful. Three years is moving in with it.
Milo
How much is the fine? I have four coins and a button. It is a very good button.
Ada
One coin a day. I worked it out at lunch. One thousand and ninety-six coins, because there was a leap year. And Mrs Pell left me on the desk on my own this week. On my own means no buttons.
Milo
Okay. What if you stamp it, and nobody ever opens it again?
Ada opens the book to the last pages and goes very still.
Ada
Milo. Somebody has written on page one hundred and twelve. And the back cover. And the little card pocket.
Milo
Not written on. Fixed. I ran out of space.
Ada
Writing in a book is damage. Damage goes in the Red Folder, and nobody in the Red Folder ever borrows again.
Milo
Just read it before you decide. Please.
Ada
'Biscuit did not die. Biscuit was only extremely tired. He got up and had a sandwich.'
Milo
The sandwich is so you know he is fine.
Ada
Biscuit dies on page one hundred and eleven. That is the whole book. Our entire class cried. Mr Haddad cried, and he teaches football.
Ada
Librarians do not cry. We stamp.
Milo
I read the last page eleven times. He died every single time. Somebody had to do something.
Ada
And then you hid it for three years.
Milo
I hid it from my little brother. He thinks every dog in every book is our dog.
Ada
So why bring it back today?
Milo
Because book two came in on Monday. It is on your trolley. Biscuit is on the cover. So either he is alive, or that is a really mean cover.
Ada takes the pencil from behind Milo's ear, rubs out a line, and writes in small, neat letters.
Ada
No. He would never have a sandwich. He only eats crusts, it says so on page nine. And he does not fly over the school, that is just silly. He walks home the long way, past the bakery, and everyone is waiting at the gate.
Ada stamps the old book, then slides the new one off the trolley and across the desk.
Ada
Returned. Due back in two weeks, not three years. And if anything happens to him in this one, you bring it to me first.