INT. ESCAPE ROOM - FAKE SUBMARINE - EVENING
The countdown reads twenty-four minutes. Tobi frowns at a brass dial lock. Juno is on her knees, unscrewing a vent cover with a coin. A yellow coat hangs on the hook by the door.
Tobi
Should we not read the clue card first?
Juno
I read it while you were reading the safety rules out loud. Hold this.
Tobi
Sorry, I am being useless. I am not even meant to be in here with a stranger. I had a date.
Tobi
My friend Lou said, take her somewhere you have to talk to each other. It was this or a boat.
Juno
And she did not come.
Tobi
She was meant to meet me outside at seven. In my experience, nobody by quarter past is a no in a nice coat.
Juno
Maybe she came. Maybe she saw you through the window and panicked.
Tobi
Thank you. That is very comforting.
Juno
Four digits. The depth gauge is stuck on one, nine, zero, four. Try it.
Tobi turns the dial. The lock drops open.
Tobi
How did you see that?
Juno
The needle is painted on. Everything in here is painted on. And do not lean on that wall. It is plywood on a frame. You can see the screw heads.
Tobi
Lou said she was an architect. My date. Lou would not tell me her name. Lou thinks names make people prepare.
Juno
What were you going to talk about? With the architect.
Tobi
I made a list. In case it went quiet.
Tobi unfolds a small card from his back pocket.
Tobi
'What is a building you love that nobody else notices?'
Juno
That is a good question.
Tobi
Lou said she would say a bus shelter. Who loves a bus shelter?
Juno
Bus shelters are honest. A roof, a bench, and a timetable. They do not pretend to be anything else.
Tobi
Lou also said she would be wearing a yellow coat.
Juno
Popular colour this year.
Tobi
There is a yellow coat on that hook. With a bus pass sticking out of the pocket. With your face on it.
Juno
Lots of people look like me. It is a very common face.
Juno
I was across the road from twenty past six. You got here at half past and practised in the window. You did a little wave, and then you tried a different wave.
Tobi
The first wave was too much.
Juno
You had a list, Tobi. You had a whole list. I had a coat.
Tobi
So you walked in as a stranger.
Juno
Nobody gets stood up by a stranger. I thought I would see what you were like when it did not count, and leave before the timer ran out.
Tobi
Lou sent me your photo at six o'clock. In case.
Juno
You knew? The whole time?
Tobi
From the moment you said hold this. Then you opened a vent with a coin, and I knew you had been here before.
Juno
Third visit. On my own. Do not tell Lou.
Juno turns the last dial. The hatch clicks and swings open. Tobi pushes it shut again.
Tobi
We paid for nine more minutes.
Juno
Then ask me one off your list.
Tobi
What is a building you love that nobody else notices?
Juno
The bus shelter across the road. I sat in it for forty minutes.